"The room was amazing had all the facilities we needed plus more including a huge bath at the end of the bed."
Georgia from United Kingdom
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"Authentic design , location is perfect."
Rade from United Kingdom
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"The food at the Thai restaurant was exquisite."
Daniel King from United Kingdom
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"The interior is bold and theatrical, but in a way that feels sophisticated and fun."
Peter T from United Kingdom
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"Really cool decor, lovely hotel. Very stylish."
Freddy from United Kingdom
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Luxury adults-only boutique hotel in historic Beaconsfield building
Individually Designed Rooms
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers bedrooms that are all individually designed, each with an en suite shower room. The Boujee & Decadent rooms include a copper or ceramic bath that fills from the ceiling, a signature feature. Grown Alchemist toiletries, bathrobes, a coffee machine, and a flat-screen TV with touch-activated mood lighting are also provided.
On-Site Dining and Bar
The hotel has two restaurants, including an award-winning restaurant that uses seasonal and locally sourced dishes. An on-site Thai restaurant serves authentic cuisine, while the bar offers creative cocktail menus. Guests are greeted with complimentary champagne upon arrival.
Entertainment and Pool Area
A stunning Moroccan-themed outdoor pool area is available, though the pool is unheated. Live music performances and evening entertainment take place throughout the year. Unique themed events such as masquerade balls and casino nights are also hosted at the hotel.
Location and Services
The hotel is just 2 minutes from junction 2 of the M40 and 10 minutes from Beaconsfield Golf Course. Nearby attractions include Cliveden House and Bekonscot Model Village. Free parking, free WiFi, a 24-hour front desk, and daily housekeeping are among the services offered.
Spa and Wellness
Spa services at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield include tailored Thai massages and full body massage treatments. The outdoor pool area also has a sun terrace for relaxation. This adults-only hotel provides a designated smoking area and 24-hour security.
Highlights
Rooms: Copper or ceramic baths that fill from the ceiling
Dining: Award-winning restaurant and on-site Thai restaurant
Entertainment: Masquerade balls, casino nights, live music
Wellness: Spa with tailored Thai massages
Location: 2 min from M40, near Cliveden House
Hotel policy: Adults-only, complimentary champagne
“The Crazy Bear offers a truly decadent escape, with its rooms brimming with quirky elegance and thoughtful personal touches, making celebrations feel exceptionally special. I found the service attentive, from the meticulously prepared food in its restaurants to the skillfully crafted cocktails at the bar. This establishment provides an immersive experience, especially for those seeking a distinctive and visually stimulating stay.”
James DavidEditor-in-Chief at Ukbuckinghamshire
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Cosy
2 persons
20 m²
1 Double bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Snug
2 persons
12 m²
1 Double bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Boujee
2 persons
26 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Facilities
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.9/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Adults only
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Sports & Fitness
Hiking
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Services
Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
Outdoor swimming pool
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Karaoke
Live entertainment
Sun terrace
Full body massage
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Sitting area
Terrace
Tea and coffee facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
At Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, guests can delight in a blend of vibrant Thai and traditional British cuisines, each served in uniquely enchanting settings. Whether indulging in aromatic Thai flavors or savoring classic British dishes, the diverse dining options promise a delightful culinary escape.
Thai Restaurant
Authentic Thai
Ambiance
Traditional and Romantic setting that immerses diners in the rich culture of Thailand.
Key Offerings
A selection of award-winning dishes prepared by skilled Thai chefs, offering an exquisite taste of Thailand, perfect for a cozy dinner.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for lunch and dinner.
English Restaurant
Traditional British
Ambiance
A blend of Traditional and Modern influences, providing a romantic atmosphere ideal for intimate gatherings.
Key Offerings
Highlights include fresh fish sourced directly from Grimsby Docks, alongside classic British favorites, all served in a warm and inviting setting.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for lunch and dinner.
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Location
Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX,
Map view
City landmarks
Theme Park
Bekonscot Model Village
1.93 km
Landmark
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
1.12 km
Landmark
Walk the Thames
3.63 km
Landmark
Jordans Quaker Meeting House
3.15 km
Landmark
Jordans and the Mayflower Barn
3.21 km
Farm
Odds Farm Park
3.34 km
Church
Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans
2.85 km
Landmark
Les Caches Farm
2.87 km
Landmark
River Thames
3.63 km
Golf Course
Wycombe Heights Golf Club
4.57 km
Landmark
Burnham Beeches
4.53 km
Landmark
Farm Wood
4.71 km
Gallery
Fired Works
5.4 km
Museum
Milton's Cottage
5.5 km
Gallery
Emerald Gallery
5.54 km
Gallery
Stanley Spencer Gallery
6.72 km
Museum
John Lewis Partnership Heritage Centre
6.58 km
Nearby
Penn Street
Penn Wood
20 m
Restaurants
The White Hart
90 m
Aylesbury End
The Treehouse
170 m
35 Aylesbury End
Basmati Indian Restaurant
340 m
43 Aylesbury End
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
200 m
41 Aylesbury End
Leigh House
60 m
Leigh House 53 Wycombe End
The Royal Saracens Head
110 m
6-8 London End
No 5
130 m
5 London End
Pizza Express
150 m
14 London End
The Old Tea House
130 m
7 Windsor End
Giggling Squid Beaconsfield
180 m
Old Mulberry House 22 London End
The Old Bengal
190 m
15 Wycombe End
Explore Beaconsfield
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes walking
A charming miniature village featuring intricate models and beautiful gardens, perfect for families and enthusiasts alike.
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes walking
A literary landmark dedicated to the famous writer, reflecting his life and works, ideal for literary buffs.
Odds Farm Park
35 minutes walking
A family-friendly farm with animals and play areas, offering engaging experiences for children and adults.
Walking in Penn Wood
1 minute walking
A serene woodland area perfect for leisurely walks and immersion in nature, accessible right next to the hotel.
Golf at Wycombe Heights Golf Club
10-minute drive
An 18-hole golf course with stunning views, ideal for golf enthusiasts looking for a challenging game and serene surroundings.
The White Hart
2 minutes walking
Traditional pub serving classic British fare, with a cozy atmosphere and a selection of local ales.
Basmati Indian Restaurant
5 minutes walking
Authentic Indian cuisine with a wide range of dishes, known for its rich flavors and inviting ambiance.
The Treehouse
3 minutes walking
A lively spot featuring live music and a vibrant bar scene, perfect for a night out or casual drinks.
Holy Trinity Seer Green
30 minutes walking
A historical venue offering events such as concerts and community gatherings, providing a unique cultural experience.
Getting around
City Centre
Beaconsfield 14 min · 1.1 km
Airports
London Heathrow (LHR) 36 min · 23.7 km
London Luton (LTN) 80 min · 52.7 km
Train
Beaconsfield Railway Station 14 min · 1.1 km
Seer Green Train Station 27 min · 2.2 km
Underground
Amersham 13 min · 8.3 km
Uxbridge 20 min · 12.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
The hotel offers a full breakfast at the price of GBP 14.0 per person.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
35
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield from previous guests about their experience.
Cleanliness
8.2/10
Comfort
8.3/10
Facilities
7.9/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.4/10
Location
8.5/10
Staff
8.6/10
Value for money
7.2/10
Pros
Unique decor
Friendly staff
Good massage
Cons
Room maintenance
Inconsistent cocktail service
Overpriced meals
Guest reviews
based on 1919 reviews
7.7/10
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