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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX
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A short drive from Bekonscot Model Village
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Luxury boutique hotel in the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield

Rooms

All individually designed bedrooms include an en suite shower room, and Boujee & Decadent rooms offer a copper or ceramic bath that fills from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries and bathrobes are provided in every room. Touch-activated mood lighting and a flat-screen TV are standard in each room.

Dining

The hotel houses an award-winning restaurant that uses seasonal and locally sourced ingredients. An on-site Thai restaurant serves authentic cuisine, with a 12-course tasting menu available. Creative cocktail menus are served in the bar, including the banoffee martini.

Wellness & Pool

A stunning Moroccan-themed outdoor pool area offers an unheated pool open all year. Full body massages and tailored Thai massages are available through the spa services. Fitness classes and a fitness centre are also on-site.

Entertainment & Events

Live music and performances take place regularly throughout the year. Themed events such as masquerade balls and casino nights are organised for guests. Customized wedding services are offered in this distinctive venue.

Location

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is 2 minutes' drive from Junction 2 of the M40 and 10 minutes from Beaconsfield Golf Course. The hotel is less than 30 minutes by train from London Marylebone. Nearby attractions include Cliveden House, Bekonscot Model Village, and Windsor Castle.

Highlights

Rooms: Copper/ceramic ceiling-fill baths

Dining: Award-winning seasonal restaurant & Thai on-site

Wellness: Moroccan-style pool & Thai massages

Events: Masquerade balls, casino nights, live music

Location: 2 min from M40, 30 min train to London

Nearby: Cliveden House, Bekonscot, Windsor Castle

“The Crazy Bear offers a truly decadent escape, with its rooms brimming with quirky elegance and thoughtful personal touches, making celebrations feel exceptionally special. I found the service attentive, from the meticulously prepared food in its restaurants to the skillfully crafted cocktails at the bar. This establishment provides an immersive experience, especially for those seeking a distinctive and visually stimulating stay.”
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
  • Cosy
    2 persons
    20 m²
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Heating
  • Snug
    2 persons
    12 m²
    1 Double bed
    Air conditioning
    Heating
  • Boujee
    2 persons
    26 m²
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Bathtub
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Facilities

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.7/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • 24-hour reception
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Adults only
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Hiking

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Live entertainment
  • Sun terrace
  • Full body massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

At Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, guests can delight in a blend of vibrant Thai and traditional British cuisines, each served in uniquely enchanting settings. Whether indulging in aromatic Thai flavors or savoring classic British dishes, the diverse dining options promise a delightful culinary escape.
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a cozy and intimate scene, likely in a restaurant or a well-appointed home. The main focus is a wooden coffee table in the foreground, adorned with a few items. 

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a beautifully set afternoon tea on a shiny, dark-colored table. The table is adorned with a three-tiered serving stand filled with an assortment of delicate pastries and cakes. The top tier holds small, round pastries, while the middl
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a long, elegantly set dining table in a dimly lit room. The table is covered with a dark grey tablecloth and is adorned with numerous tall candles in ornate silver candelabras. The candles are lit, casting a warm glow on the table.

Thai Restaurant

Authentic Thai
Ambiance
Traditional and Romantic setting that immerses diners in the rich culture of Thailand.
Key Offerings
A selection of award-winning dishes prepared by skilled Thai chefs, offering an exquisite taste of Thailand, perfect for a cozy dinner.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for lunch and dinner.

English Restaurant

Traditional British
Ambiance
A blend of Traditional and Modern influences, providing a romantic atmosphere ideal for intimate gatherings.
Key Offerings
Highlights include fresh fish sourced directly from Grimsby Docks, alongside classic British favorites, all served in a warm and inviting setting.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for lunch and dinner.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX
Explore Beaconsfield
Local Highlights
  • Top Attractions
  • Activities
  • Dining
  • Entertainment
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes walking
A charming miniature village featuring intricate models and beautiful gardens, perfect for families and enthusiasts alike.
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes walking
A literary landmark dedicated to the famous writer, reflecting his life and works, ideal for literary buffs.
Odds Farm Park
35 minutes walking
A family-friendly farm with animals and play areas, offering engaging experiences for children and adults.
Walking in Penn Wood
1 minute walking
A serene woodland area perfect for leisurely walks and immersion in nature, accessible right next to the hotel.
Golf at Wycombe Heights Golf Club
10-minute drive
An 18-hole golf course with stunning views, ideal for golf enthusiasts looking for a challenging game and serene surroundings.
The White Hart
2 minutes walking
Traditional pub serving classic British fare, with a cozy atmosphere and a selection of local ales.
Basmati Indian Restaurant
5 minutes walking
Authentic Indian cuisine with a wide range of dishes, known for its rich flavors and inviting ambiance.
The Treehouse
3 minutes walking
A lively spot featuring live music and a vibrant bar scene, perfect for a night out or casual drinks.
Holy Trinity Seer Green
30 minutes walking
A historical venue offering events such as concerts and community gatherings, providing a unique cultural experience.
Getting around
  • City Centre
    Beaconsfield 14 min  ·  1.1 km
  • Airports
    London Heathrow (LHR) 36 min  ·  23.7 km
    London Luton (LTN) 80 min  ·  52.7 km
  • Train
    Beaconsfield Railway Station 14 min  ·  1.1 km
    Seer Green Train Station 27 min  ·  2.2 km
  • Underground
    Amersham 13 min  ·  8.3 km
    Uxbridge 20 min  ·  12.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 1387 verified reviews
7.0 /10
Very good
60 %
Recommend
Cleanliness
8.0/10
Comfort
8.1/10
Facilities
7.7/10
Free WiFi
7.2/10
Location
8.3/10
Paid Wi-Fi
8.2/10
Staff
8.4/10
Value for money
7.0/10
Pros
Unique decor
Friendly staff
Good massage
Cons
Room maintenance
Inconsistent cocktail service
Overpriced meals
Guest reviews
based on 1930 reviews
7.5/10
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